situation 1 - sometime during dinner
friend: so what are your plans for the future?
me: try to take over the world
friend laughs and then in a serious tone...
friend: no seriously, what are your REAL PRACTICAL plans for the future?
me in a deadpan serious voice
me: try to take over HALF the world?
situation 2 - while typing message on yahoo group
before posting the message, you can select the language to post message in. i had half a mind to post the message in arabic or croatian... now won't that be fun... although my students will think that i am psycho... wait! they call me the ebil (evil) coach... so what's new?
situation 3 - msn with ex-housemate
hm: how are you?
me: i'm good... enjoy the down time from work and working out my calendar for 2009
hm: wow
me: nothing to wow about... in event-speak, it's unemployment in dec and begging for work in january to cover losses
i am such a funny fella!
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